Sources:
1. Economy Made Few Gains in Bush Years, Washington Post
2. Bush Administration Adds $4 Trillion To National Debt, CBSNews and Economic Policy of George Bush: Effect of policies on federal budget deficit and national debt, Wikipedia
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When you woke up one morning from uneasy dreams, you found yourself changed in your bed into LeBron James. You are America’s best and most beloved athlete. You are so famous the President says he’s you: “I’m LeBron, baby. I can play on this level. I got some game.” The press is literally calling this is the Summer Of You. You are 25 years old, and you are on the market. It’s good to be King. You report on the set for your first Hollywood movie in a couple weeks.
But alas, all is not right in the Kingdom. You just got bounced from the playoffs early (again) by an aging, banged-up Celtics squad. With a few passive jumpshots, your crown lost some luster. This is the year you fell off the Michael Jordan trajectory. MVP titles. Olympic gold medals. None of that matters. At the end of the day, it’s all about the rings. MJ had six. Kobe has four. You have none.
It is not hyperbole when I say Fake Science is the greatest website of all time. First off, look at this:
Do you see how funny that is? That is art. It is a site of nothing but pure, emancipated uber-truthiness, spewing its hobgoblins of thought and mystery into your unsuspecting eyes. Go to that site, and go there often, or I will personally track down your IP address and sell your dog to a Chinese restaurant.
Sorry for the lack of updates on the world of all things blog. We’ve been busy blogging ourselves into a damn corner over here. But here we go:
Do you want to hear Barack Obama say “That guy ain’t shit. Sorry ass motherfucker”? Well, now you can, because April Winchell uploaded all of the incredible cursing from Dreams From My Father into one blog post, aptly titled Barack Obama is tired of your motherfucking shit.
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