Touching Kids on the Government’s Time
You can get away with a lot of things in government. You can come to work late. You could just not go to work at all. You could spend your hours and hours of paid time slowly translating your boring, everyday life onto a BLOG.
But the one thing you cannot get away with is being a pedophile. In the least, an elected official pedophile (I’m pretty sure the FBI, DOD, etc. have an affirmative action policy for a minimum amount of pedophilic hires). Or, in the world of our Lords and Gods the Republicans, being a homosexual (since everyone that loves children also loves being a homosexual).
Of course, none of this wouldn’t be aided by arm chair quarterbacking of the world’s greatest, and most renowned, perverts:
That being said, Foley is pretty fucking legit. I’ve been around cybersex since almost the beginning – 1996 – and this guy certainly knows what he’s doing. The main thing that impressed me most was the control of the conversation. The whole time we know that Foley is in control, but he manipulates the teen in such a way that he feels comfortable, even offering up information without being asked. The biggest difficulty one faces when trying to get a stranger to have an orgasm over a computer is that reluctance, that shyness. But because Foley was so impressive, there doesn’t seem to be any reluctance on the part of the teen. While I’m not in the “if” business, it seems to me that if the teen’s mom had not intervened, there would have been so mutual masturbation session within the next ten minutes.
