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I declare a Fatwah against all those who play Kickball! All repressive suburban attitudes encapsulated by yuppie intrusion into urban environs is captured by this befouled game! Overprivileged white people playing a child’s game is not ironic, it is embarrassing! <\/p>\n

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\"Jihad

Jihad On All Elements Of This Picture!!<\/p><\/div><\/div>\n

Join the movement<\/a> as we exact revenge on these colonial zionists and their bourgeoise sport! Jihad on yuppies! Jihad on kickball! Jihad jihad jihad!!!!!!<\/p>\n

“I once saw a fat girl in a WAKA shirt sitting on the curb in front of Adams Mill crying. I pointed and laughed. I want to make them all cry.” <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I declare a Fatwah against all those who play Kickball! All repressive suburban attitudes encapsulated by yuppie intrusion into urban environs is captured by this befouled game! Overprivileged white people playing a child’s game is not ironic, it is embarrassing! Join the movement as we exact revenge on these colonial zionists and their bourgeoise sport! […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":113,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[259],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nJihad On Kickball - Prose Before Hos<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"I declare a Fatwah against all those who play Kickball! 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